tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59100578365636035952023-11-15T20:01:19.796+01:00Conversaciones que dejan mucho que desearDémosle un toque de humor a las surrealistas conversaciones que se pueden dar en un chatLoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-90421791612475739122012-07-12T15:26:00.001+02:002012-07-12T15:26:25.746+02:00¿Quién te ha preguntado?<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">‒Hola</span></span>.</strong><br style="font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><strong style="background-color: white; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">‒Hola.</span></span></strong></strong><br style="font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">‒</span></span></strong></strong><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Bien.</span></span></strong></strong><br style="font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">‒Y tú.</span></span></strong></strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-16559337664704859882012-03-26T11:50:00.000+02:002012-03-26T11:51:55.863+02:00¿Quién es el cerdo?<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>¿Te gustaría cogerme del pelo, encerrarme entre tus piernas, mover tus caderas en mi boquita para que no deje de lamerte...?</strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>¿Te gustaría que te grapasen cada cm de tu cuerpo a una tela que va quemándose poco a poco? Pues eso.</strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒No... ¿ves qué fácil?</span></span></strong></strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span></strong></strong><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Imagino que mi pregunta te ha resultado complicada.</span></span></strong></strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span></strong></strong><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Venga, adiós.</span></span></strong></strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>¿Tú no ves qué fácil es hacérselo a tu madre y dejar de molestar, retrasado?</strong></span></strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span></strong></strong><strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><strong style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Si no quieres molestias, no te metas a un chat, cerda ignorante.</span></span></strong></strong><br />
<strong style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒El cerdo eres tú, que mira lo que vas proponiendo. Ale, a shupá ;)</span></span></strong></span></strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-59669235796152524852012-03-20T16:49:00.003+01:002012-03-20T16:49:44.800+01:00Al chat se viene para...<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>¿Quieres chatear?</strong><br style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>No, he entrado al chat para hacer la compra...</strong></span>Boo nocturnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08233836804587439511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-71526960103516111372012-03-11T15:30:00.003+01:002012-03-11T15:30:35.480+01:00Rumores, rumores<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>Me han dicho que eres muy traviesa...</strong><br style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>Me han dicho que eres subnormal ;)</strong></span>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-39321968543818580002012-02-11T16:46:00.000+01:002012-02-11T16:46:16.035+01:00Buscando cosas raras<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>Busco mujeres que meen de pie.</strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-28296353072833308752012-02-04T12:07:00.002+01:002012-02-04T12:07:49.081+01:00¿Quién te ha preguntado?<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>Hola, soy de Málaga, 28 años y muy buen cuerpo.</strong><br style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #3d85c6; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>Me la pela.</strong></span>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-27860811810216760242011-09-12T12:16:00.002+02:002011-09-12T12:16:57.907+02:00Cambiando de tema y tal<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>¿Eres de un pueblo?</strong><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒</span></span>Sí, ¿y tú?</strong></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif, 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: 12px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span style="color: black; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">‒Yo las tengo grandes y redonditas.</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><b><br /></b></span></span>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-31334449453541619972011-04-24T23:52:00.000+02:002011-04-24T23:52:14.243+02:00Retrete humano<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Busco chica que desee convertirme en su retrete humano completo. En principio hablarlo. Después quizás hacerlo real.</strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-181972840586010082011-04-23T13:57:00.000+02:002011-04-23T13:57:50.825+02:00Que alguien me lo explique<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Hola, guapa, me gustaría proponerte algo.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>No es follar.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>¿Puedo?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;">‒</span></span>Hola.</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;">‒</span></span>Sí, adelante.</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Mira, cariño.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Busco una amiga normal y corriente.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Que me deje hacerle cunnilingus de vez en cuando, porque me encanta hacerlo.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>No hace falta que me hagan nada a mí, sólo hacer eso.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>¿Estás?</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Dime algo.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Déjame tu MSN si te interesa.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: black;">‒</span></span>Sólo busco comerlo, nada más.</strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-52805662472939594582011-03-27T00:42:00.000+01:002011-03-27T00:42:37.219+01:00Retrete humano<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong><span style="color: black;">‒Busco chica dominante que desee convertirme en su retrete humano completo. Comería y bebería todo de ti. Podrías usarme una vez o muy a menudo.</span></strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>‒¿Naciste de pie?</strong></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong><span style="color: black;">‒Soy sumiso y esa me parece la forma máxima de entrega.</span></strong></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>‒Aham. Pues a mí me parece la forma máxima de subnormalidad.</strong></span></span></span></span>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-83565154893400602732011-01-30T21:04:00.000+01:002011-01-30T21:04:13.682+01:00Chatear sin saber escribir<strong>‒Hola.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">‒Hola.</span></strong><br />
<strong>‒¿Qué tal?</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">‒Yo bien... ¿y tú?</span></strong><br />
<strong>‒Bien.</strong><br />
<strong>‒Mira, yo namás* busco amistad, si quieres tedos* mi MSN y situ* quieres podemos ser amigos.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">‒No, es igual... Busco gente que sepa escribir.</span></strong><br />
<strong>‒Ok.</strong><br />
<strong>‒Lo que quieras.</strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-23264178040054027302010-12-10T13:33:00.002+01:002010-12-10T13:34:31.025+01:00Y luego aceptas ser mi esclava<strong>−Eres mi esclava.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">−Tú has visto muchas películas, no flipes tanto.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: black;">−Mi putita.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">−Tu putita madre.</span></strong><br />
<strong>−Jaja. Si te gusta.</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">−Sí... tanto como para vomitar.</span></strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-68134581142956003092010-11-01T17:54:00.000+01:002010-11-01T17:54:48.718+01:00Todo queda en familia<strong>−Hola. Tengo cam y un pene grande y grueso. ¿¿¿Quieres verlo???</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">−No, pero sé de alguien que sí querría.</span></strong><br />
<strong>−¿¿Quién??</strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">−Tu madre :)</span></strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-42276889945652540752010-06-29T22:10:00.001+02:002010-06-30T12:13:46.783+02:00Superman no existe<strong>−Si fuera Superman, te llevaría volando.</strong><br />
<strong>−Pero, como no lo soy, te jodes y te vas andando.</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>−Jajaja.</strong></span>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-27086788432910163002010-06-23T23:35:00.000+02:002010-06-24T12:50:41.166+02:00La pregunta era<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">─Hola.</span></strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>─Hola.</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">─¿Cómo estás?</span></strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>─Sentada, ¿y tú?</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">─Yo también.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">─Soy de Marruecos.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">─¿Y tú?</span></strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>─Yo no.</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">─Como gustes.</span></strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-35613810182343813202010-06-21T22:57:00.004+02:002010-06-21T22:59:40.765+02:00La importancia de las comas<strong>─Hola me llamo Daniel tengo 19 fotos y cam. ¿¿¿Estás interesada???</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─¿19 fotos? Vaya... qué pocas, ¿no?</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="color: #3d85c6;">─¿Has oído hablar de las comas?</span></strong><br />
<strong>─¿¿¿¿Comas???? ¿M</strong><strong>usicales? ¿O</strong><strong> de qué tipo?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─Ortográficas.</strong></span><br />
<strong>─No no. Tengo como 30 fotos.</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─Déjalo... está visto que no.</strong></span><br />
<strong>─Pero tengo 19 años.</strong><br />
<strong>─Lo siento.</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─Más lo siento yo :)</strong></span><br />
<strong>─Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh c</strong><strong>laro.</strong><br />
<strong>─No te preocupes. A</strong><strong> mí también me gusta escribir correctamente.</strong><br />
<strong>─No soy un ignorante.</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─Ah, es que como no lo parece... :)</strong></span><br />
<strong>─Sí sí. Lo entiendo.</strong><br />
<strong>─Somos humanos después de todo.</strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910057836563603595.post-8711397780141884412010-06-20T23:53:00.003+02:002010-06-20T00:30:50.152+02:00Lenguaje para pedir el correo<strong>─¿Tienes MSN?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─Sí.</strong></span><br />
<strong>─¿Me lo das?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>─No. Cómprate uno.</strong></span><br />
<strong>─Jaaajaja.</strong>LoQuePuedoDecirDeMíhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665212771745382065noreply@blogger.com0